i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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