i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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