I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
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how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
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and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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