I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
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He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
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It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket