I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
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My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
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Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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