I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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