Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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