Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
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you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
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these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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