Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
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Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
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We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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