What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
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