absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
