Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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