Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
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I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
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Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
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He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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