i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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