...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
