so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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