When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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