Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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