is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I'm really busy with my period
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