Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Randomize
