ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
This house was built for laser tag.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
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My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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