no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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