I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
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