omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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