Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
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You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
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Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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