I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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