the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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