i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
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I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
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There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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