you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
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I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
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Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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