shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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