I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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