bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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