Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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