eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
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We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
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You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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