I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
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In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
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You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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