Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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