are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Sext me about skeletons
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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