Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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