You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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