you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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