This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
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Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
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he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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