I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
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The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
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Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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