what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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