Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I am mentally ready for anal.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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