gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
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