So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
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you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
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and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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