I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
then he tried to convert me to islam
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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