My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Randomize
