you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
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It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
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He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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