This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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