i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
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I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
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Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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