Dual....:-)
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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