u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
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