I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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