So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
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Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
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No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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